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Web Pages
              
  5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things http://www.5ives.com/
Updated periodically.
  FOUND magazine http://www.foundmagazine.com
Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail.
  Buzzword Free Zone http://x42.com/
Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry.
  How To Keep An Idiot Busy http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html
Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse.
  Zombo.com http://www.zombo.com/
Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio.
  Bobspotting http://www.bobspotting.be/
Visitors can try and locate a Bob the Builder figurine in a serious of photographs.
  Candyboots http://www.candyboots.com/
A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and childrens books.
  All Too Flat http://www.alltooflat.com/
Geeky humor, backwards Google searches, the Bible According to Cheese, help with pet names and an advice column from a halibut.
  Crazythoughts.com http://www.crazythoughts.com/
A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.
  RandomURL http://randomurl.com/
Provides random search results off of Google, Everything2, blo.gs and Wikipedia along with reblogged content of interest to the editors.
  Cate's Garage Sale Finds http://www.catesgarage.com/
A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales.
  Dogs in Cars http://www.dogsincars.co.uk/
A gallery of automobiles with canines in them.
  Altering Time http://www.alteringtime.com/
A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia.
  VCR Clock Error http://www.vcrclock.com/
A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR.
  Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley http://www.homestead.com/soxmonkey/scrapbook.html
Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out.
  Alien Central http://www.aliencentral.com/
Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction requset forms and a forum.
  Dave's Web Of Lies http://www.davesweboflies.com/
Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database.
  Baney http://www.baney.co.uk/
The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality.
  Broadswords and Bunnies http://www.broadswordsnbunnies.co.uk
A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death.
  Giant Lava Lamp http://www.giantlavalamp.com/
A small town in Washington is trying to build a huge lava lamp. Site includes a request for help and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like.
  THE NeTworK http://www.thenetw0rk.com
A digital bemusement park. Wide range of useless products, games and guides.
  The Realm of Niftyness http://www.niftyness.com/
Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room.
  Pick The Worst http://www.picktheworst.com/
Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios.
  306WD.com http://www.306wd.com/
Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks.
  Poll of the Day http://www.polloftheday.co.uk/
Pointless polling of offbeat subjects.
  Lonely Socks http://www.lonelysocks.co.uk/
Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions.
  The Longest Domain http://www.thepersonwithanewideaisacrank-untiltheideasucceeds-by-marktwain.com/
Demonstrating a 67 character domain name.
  Star Wars Action Figure Webcam http://www.ebondi.com.au/starwars.asp
The life and times of the Star Wars action figues sitting on a desk.
  NoFrance.info http://nofrance.info
A brief guide and visual representation of the world without France.
  Hyperhero http://www.hyperhero.com/en/
Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions.
  Fun Latin http://www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/arch/omnibus.html
Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker.
  Encyclopedia Darcica http://www.realisis.ca/darcica/
Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays.
  The Useless Information Society http://www.TheUIS.com
Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links.
  Brampton Bugle http://www.brampton-bugle.co.uk
Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements.
  The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site http://members.tripod.com/~spows/
Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web.
  JanPieter.com http://www.janpieter.com/
Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor.
  It's Better Tinned Than Fresh http://www.itsbettertinnedthanfresh.co.uk/
Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch.
  Stupidness.net http://stupidness.net
Articles on things the author finds stupid, including cartoons, television shots and sports.
  Virtual VCR Clock http://www.aaroncity.com/vcrclock/
Dedicated to the millions of VCRs in the world that don't have their clocks set.
  Bob Online http://www.iatecrayons.com/
Offbeat and simply animated games and comics.
  Twistedmindz http://www.twistedmindz.co.uk/
A collection of interactive games, journals and offbeast pastimes.
  The Brink of Insanity http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/
Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system.
  Invertit http://www.levird.com
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards.
  Freaking Kids http://freakingkids.tripod.com
Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior.
  The CopyCat Counting Page http://www.6u.com/counter/
Web pages to help you count in a variety of ways.
  thefattys.com http://thefattys.com/
Nonsensical humor constructed by drunken Canadians.
  Turn into a Carrot http://joeanderson.co.uk/carrot/
Visitors can magically be transformed into a raw or cooked carrot.
  Iur - My Life http://www2.hemsida.net/anders/iur/hem.html
The life of a rejected mains plug.
  Dogwater Soup http://www.dogwatersoup.com/
A collection of humorous photographs, video, animationsm rants and links to unusual and bizarre sites. Requires Flash and JavaScript.
  sebisworld.COM http://www.sebisworld.com/
An exploration of change, decay and disaster in both physical and metaphysical realms.
  Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane http://www.orehole.com
A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs.
  staplermofo.com http://www.staplermofo.com
Humorous depictions of stapler pornography, plus other assorted unusual photographs.
  Zasx.com http://www.zasx.com/
Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan.
  Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan http://DrSpeedbump.8m.com
A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies.
  Doggieville http://www.doggieville.co.uk/
Original humor to amuse your inner hamster.
  Meet Humples http://dragondude.dr.funpic.org/
A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits.
  Dnas's Website of Stuff http://dnas.outer-heaven.net
Useless facts, quizzes, images, recipes, games, and silly generators. Also includes Hairy Potter, who lets you ask but does not answer questions.
  EggEgg! http://eggegg.keenspace.com/
Surreal comic strip with political leanings.
  Global Honk http://www.globalhonk.com/
A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them.
  Shameface http://www.shameface.com/
A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations.
  The Official Shotgun Rules http://theshotgunrules.com/
Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle.
  CreepyGuy http://www.creepyguy.com/
A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all.
  The Ultimate List of Uses For.. http://www.eddnet.org.uk/comedy/
A list of uses for Marmite, AOL CDs, dead cats and other household objects.
  The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken http://www.merriol.freeserve.co.uk/products/ninja.htm
The weapon of a ancient and secret martial art.
  Blue Duck With Fangs http://blueduckwithfangs.i8.com/
A semi-vampiric waterfowl.
  Gift Horse http://www.wellandweb.co.uk/gifthorse/
Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice.
  The "We-Made-This-Up-When-We-Were-Really-Drunk" Calendar http://calendar.sordeo.com/
A year-long calendar with unusual holidays, celebrations and a challenging approach to dates and months.
  Soundalikes.com http://www.soundalikes.com/
Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head.
  ZevZek.com http://www.zevzek.com/index_en.html
Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish.
  The Pointless Dot Com http://thepointless.com/
Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible.
  Blah Blah Blah http://athensohio.net/entertainment/blahblahblah/
Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning.
  Hidden Level http://www.hiddenlevel.org
Claims to thoroughly eviscerate your childhood.
  Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance http://www.cybertripe.co.uk/
Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English.
  The Glovermans http://www.gloverman.8m.com/
Personal stories and photographs of a pair of married gloves and their family.
  One Crackheaded Site http://www.crackheaded.com
A site for crackheaded individuals.
  The Bug List http://www.thebuglist.com/
Visitors can share experiences of real-life bugs and reality glitches.
  Annanowa http://www.annanowa.com
A Thai woman talking about pheasant pluckers in a style vaguely similar to the Ananova animated newsreader.
  Learn to Count to Ten http://countten.free.fr/
Using both arabic numerals and human digits.
  Pointless Site http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/nopoint
Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links.
  Manatees Crashed Cars of Kuwait http://crazyshit.org/
Clearly one of the more dangerous places in the world to drive.
  Surreel Toon Supply Company http://beetletek.com/surreel/
Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement.
  Contacting George W. Bush http://www.uups-peinlich.de/contacting-george-w-bush.htm
Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views.
  The Incomplete Worlds Of Billy Shakespeare http://www.billyshakespeare.com/
Allegedly newly-discovered works of The Bard written in suspiciously modern-sounding English.
  Wah Kazoo http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ed.nurse/wahkazoo/index2.html
Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal.
  Tits or Eyes? http://www.geocities.com/titsoreyes/
Visitors are given the chance to identify a stylized anatomical part.
  Stuff That Sucks http://geocities.com/stuff_that_sucks/
A comprehensive list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing.
  Name That Drug http://www.wyolife.com/Name%20Game
Visitors are challenged to name a narcotic based on abstract picture clues.
  Your Driver Is http://www.freewebs.com/yourdriveris/driver.htm
An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver.
  Alvins Adventures http://www25.brinkster.com/alvinsadventure/Home.html
The short, brutal life of a helpless teddy bear.
  Frita Bandita Boop http://fritabanditaboop.com/
Flash animation and humor featuring an obsessive ex-boyfriend.
  Number Of The Moment http://dex50.50megs.com/number
Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained.
  Name Translations http://www.nametranslation.co.uk/names/meaning/
Humorous definitions of people's first names.
  Your-15-Minutes.com http://www.your-15-minutes.com/
Visitors can take over the front page of the site to gain fifteen minutes of fame.
  Find My Twin http://findmytwin.idavista.com/
Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics.
  The Really Unimpressive Dot Com http://thereallyunimpressive.com
An absurdly minimalist site.
  Doorknob Signs http://doorknobsigns.SoHoUnion.com/
A collection of humorous doorknob signs to print, cut out and use.